If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.
*slow claps for dylan obrien’s acting*
in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
Klaroline rule: reblog this whenever it comes on your dash.
If Teen Wolf adapted American Horror Story’s intro song, this is what it would look like.
listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry